For more information about the Warhamster RPG, you can find basic rules in the Dork Tower comic book, issue #12, with additional information at warhamster.com.

The Warhamster RPG takes place within the mythical Lands of Aurora.

Locations mentioned in Dork Tower include:

• The Tomb of Horace
• The Town of Wickton (where a Turbonium Dragon was rampaging)
• The Pit of Eternal Doom
• A Dungeon on the outskirts of K'Dar
• The Castle N'Dar (and its annual Bran God Festival... avoid the sewers!)
• Dungeon of Pure Evil

Warhamsters... there appears to be several types of these creatures, including a variant that can be ridden.

Orcs (sometimes also known as Goblins or Goblyns). Orcs sometimes can be found in Orcish Warbands, stationed at Orc Encampments and Garrisons, and the occasional Hall of Infinite Orcs. Apparently, they also, um... produce a high level of methane, which means that large groups of Orcs in a dungeon do not react well to fireball spells....

Trolls

Battle Budgies... giant armored parakeets, sometimes (like warhamsters) used for riding.

Kobold Kin

The dreaded Turbonium Dragon... one of the fiercest creatures in the Warhamster universe.

The Jolly Jongleur of Aurora (and his little dog). The Jongleur sometimes appears to weary travelers, to refresh their health and aid them in their quests. On the other hand, Igor has a tendancy to slice and dice the Jongleur, which can be very bad....

Others monsters mentioned in Dork Tower (or the Warhamster rules in Dork Tower issue #12) include:

• Bugbears (and Bugbear Tribes)
• Balrogs (very tough!)
• Mindflayers
• Bog Giants
• Fire Elementals
• Dragons (Turbonium and others)
• Gerbils (presumable attack gerbils....)
• Liches (and the dreaded Lair of the Liche Lord)
• Homunculus
• Hell Hounds
• Were-Tigers
• Frost Giants
• Vampires
• Camires
• Giants (presumably the generic kind)

Characters can also develop a number of different careers as they gain experience:

• Battle Breakdancer
• Conjuror
• Danger Chick
• Druid of the Bran God
• Fire Wizard
• Jongleur
• Knight
• Mage
• Paladin
• Priest of Zorbug!
• Thief
• Vampire Slayer
• Vole Slayer

Treasure and spells mentioned in Dork Tower include:

• The Gem of Eternal Power Trap
• Potion of Explosive Entrails
• The Gem of Obvious Self-Destruction
• A 10th level spell of Total Emasculation
• A Spell of Protection Against Somthing Stupid a Muskrat Might Do
• Holy Armor
• Mace of Smiting
• Ring of Protection From, Frankly, Anything
• Legendary Gem of Eternal Power
• Fireball Spell (if used in a Hall of Infinite Orcs, you get a Hall of Massive Instant Firestorm)

There are a number of other spells, weapons, gear, and treasure mentioned in the official rules in Dork Tower issue #12.

Several Warhamster modules have been mentioned in Dork Tower:

• Warhamster: Death Blood Hack Fest
• Warhamster 7th Cheese
• Warhamster Gloriana
• Warhamster: Seventh Brave New Hunter
• The Sheep on the Borderlands (a killer dungeon designed by Igor)

All artwork, characters, and locations on this page are © 2002 by John Kovalic or the publishing companies of the individual sources. The artwork and information is derived from the following sources:

• Dork Tower comic strips archived at DorkTower.com
• Dork Tower comic strips archived at Pyramid Magazine
• Dork Covenant trade paperback, collecting issues #1-6 of the Dork Tower comic book
• Dork Shadows trade paperback, collecting issues #7-12 of the Dork Tower comic book
• Dork Tower comic book issues #1-16
• Warhamster Rally board game published by Jolly Roger Games
• Chez Dork card game published by Steve Jackson Games
• Images from Warhamster.com